So...cold cooling at a ball
and im looking for some action
but like Mick Jagger said
I can't get no satisfaction
the girls are all around
but none of them wanna get with me
my threads are fresh and I'm looking def
yo, wassup with the l-o-c
the girls are all jocking
at the other end of the bar
having drinks with some no-name chump
when they know that I'm the star
so I got up and strolled over
to the other side of the cantina
I asked the guy, "why you so fly?"
he said "funky cold medina"

this brother told me a secret
on how to get more chicks
put a little medina in your glass
and the girls'll come real quick
it's better than any alcohol
or afrodesiac
a couple of sips of this love potion and she'll be on your lap
so I gave some to my dog, when he began to big
and then he licked his bowl and he looked at me 
and did the wild thing on my leg
he used to scratch and bite me
before he was much much meaner
but now all the poodles run to my house for the funky cold medina

you know what I'm saying
I got every dog in my neighborhood breaking down my door
I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Strolls
they won't leave my dog alone with that medina thing

I went up to this girl
she said "Hi, my name Sheena"
I thought she'd be good to go with a little funk cold medina,
she said "I'd like a drink", I said "ok, I'll go get it"
and then a couple of sips, she cold licked her lips and I knew that she was
with it
so I took her to my crib
and everything went well as planned
but when she got undressed it was big old mess
Sheena was a man
so I threw him out
I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer weiner
you must be sure that the girl is pure for the funky cold medina

you know,
ain't no plans with a man,
this is the 80s and I'm down the ladies,

break it down,

back in the saddle, looking for a little affection
I took a shot, I thought I'd test it on the Love Connection
the audience guests voted, and you know, they picked a winner
I took my date to the Hilton ford
media had some dinner
she had a few drinks, I'm thinking soon what I'd be getting,
but that's when she starting talking 'bout plans for a wedding,
I said "wait, slow down love, not so fast, I'll be seeing ya",
that's why I found you don't play around with the funky cold medina

you know what I'm saying
that medina's a monster y'all

1. A Flock of Seagulls - (It's Not Me) Talking
2. A Flock of Seagulls - (It's Not Me) Talking
3. A Flock of Seagulls - Aan alles komt een einde
4. A Flock of Seagulls - Better And Better
5. A Flock of Seagulls - Burnin' Up
6. A Flock of Seagulls - Committed
7. A Flock of Seagulls - Don't Ask Me
8. A Flock of Seagulls - Electrics
9. A Flock of Seagulls - European (I Wish I Was)
10. A Flock of Seagulls - Find The Real
11. A Flock of Seagulls - Funky Cold Medina
12. A Flock of Seagulls - Funky Cold Medina (tradução)
13. A Flock of Seagulls - Heart Of Steel
14. A Flock of Seagulls - Heartbeat Like A Drum
15. A Flock of Seagulls - Hot Tonight
16. A Flock of Seagulls - I Ran
17. A Flock of Seagulls - I Ran (so far away)
18. A Flock of Seagulls - I Ran (so far away) (Tradução)
19. A Flock of Seagulls - Living In Heaven
20. A Flock of Seagulls - Magic
21. A Flock of Seagulls - Man Made
22. A Flock of Seagulls - Messages
23. A Flock of Seagulls - Modern Love Is Automatic
24. A Flock of Seagulls - Never Again (The Dancer)
25. A Flock of Seagulls - Nightmares
26. A Flock of Seagulls - Ordinary Man
27. A Flock of Seagulls - Over My Head
28. A Flock of Seagulls - Over The Border
29. A Flock of Seagulls - Rainfall
30. A Flock of Seagulls - Remember David
31. A Flock of Seagulls - Say You Love Me
32. A Flock of Seagulls - Setting Sun
33. A Flock of Seagulls - Space Age Love Song
34. A Flock of Seagulls - Standing In The Doorway
35. A Flock of Seagulls - Story Of A Young Heart
36. A Flock of Seagulls - Suicide Day
37. A Flock of Seagulls - Telecommunication
38. A Flock of Seagulls - The End
39. A Flock of Seagulls - The Fall
40. A Flock of Seagulls - The Heart Of Steel
41. A Flock of Seagulls - The More You Live The More You Love
42. A Flock of Seagulls - The Traveller
43. A Flock of Seagulls - Transfer Affection
44. A Flock of Seagulls - Walking In The Garden
45. A Flock of Seagulls - We Could Br Lovers
46. A Flock of Seagulls - What Am I Supposed To Do
47. A Flock of Seagulls - Who's That Girl (She's Got It)
48. A Flock of Seagulls - Whole Lot Of Loving
49. A Flock of Seagulls - Windows
50. A Flock of Seagulls - Wishing (If I Had a Photograph of You)
51. A Flock of Seagulls - Wishing (If I Had a Photograph of You) (Tradução)
52. A Flock of Seagulls - You Can Run
53. A Flock of Seagulls - You're Mine