1. I Can't Forget the Night We Met 
You Were Such a Hunk 
You Took Me to Your Uncle's Camp 
And We Got Really Drunk 
I Asked You For Some Foreplay 
You Went and Got the Cards 
You Said Lets Play 15-2 
That Foreplay Sounds Too Hard 
2. I Dragged You to the Sauna 
I Tried to Prime Your Pump 
You Passed Out Upon the Bench 
And Laid There Like a Stump 
I Beat You With Some Cedar Boughs 
I Tried to Get You Hot 
You Got All Excited 
And Went Off Like a Shot 

Chorus: 
I'm Married to a Couch Dat Burps 
And Talks to the Tv 
The Last Time You Took Me Out 
Was 1963 
Shoulda Listened to My Ma 
And Married Some Old Fart 
One With Lots of Money 
And Trouble With His Heart 

3. I Went to Dr. Tobin 
Cause I Was Gaining Weight 
He Said I Should Have Crossed My Legs 
Cause I Was Three Months Late 
It Couldn't Have Been Those Maki Boys 
From Down in Ishpeming 
They Didn't Take no Chances 
They Used Those Rubber Things 

4. You Went Down to Green Bay 
With Your Buddy Bob 
All You Did Was Guzzle Beer 
And Didn't Find a Job 
I Couldn't Wait Till You Got Home 
You Had to Marry Me 
Now I'm Married to a Couch Dat Burps 
And Talks to the Tv 

(Repeat Chorus)

Músicas

1. Da Yoopers - Beer Gut
2. Da Yoopers - Beer, Beer, Beer
3. Da Yoopers - Bingo Fever
4. Da Yoopers - Chicquito War
5. Da Yoopers - Christmas Time At My House
6. Da Yoopers - Cowboy Dan
7. Da Yoopers - Cowpie Song
8. Da Yoopers - Crawling Home
9. Da Yoopers - Da Couch Dat Brups
10. Da Yoopers - Da Fish Fight Song
11. Da Yoopers - Da Second Week Of Deer Camp
12. Da Yoopers - Deer Hunting Son Of a Gun
13. Da Yoopers - Diarrhea
14. Da Yoopers - Don't Go Up There
15. Da Yoopers - Fishin' Wit Fred
16. Da Yoopers - Free Beer
17. Da Yoopers - Gimmie Another Beer
18. Da Yoopers - Grandpa Got Run Over By a Beer Truck
19. Da Yoopers - Happy Birthday Fungus Face
20. Da Yoopers - Heikki Lunta
21. Da Yoopers - I Want a Rinky Dinky Doodad
22. Da Yoopers - I-500 Snow Machine Race
23. Da Yoopers - Ice Shackers
24. Da Yoopers - Johnny Peckanen
25. Da Yoopers - Little Rat Ronette
26. Da Yoopers - Lonely Yooper
27. Da Yoopers - Meat Head
28. Da Yoopers - Mental Monkey
29. Da Yoopers - My Car Won't Go
30. Da Yoopers - Naked Elves in Cowboy Boots
31. Da Yoopers - Nightmare In My Bathroom
32. Da Yoopers - One Day After Christmas
33. Da Yoopers - Pick Of The Litter
34. Da Yoopers - Pizza In My Shorts
35. Da Yoopers - Rusty Chevrolet
36. Da Yoopers - Ruthie Roll Over
37. Da Yoopers - Smelting Usa
38. Da Yoopers - Super Dooper Yooper Love Machine
39. Da Yoopers - The Anniversary Song
40. Da Yoopers - The Fishing Trip
41. Da Yoopers - The Transplant Song
42. Da Yoopers - Three Months Late
43. Da Yoopers - Two Bagger
44. Da Yoopers - We're Still Rockin
45. Da Yoopers - Why do Girls Think I'm Scary
46. Da Yoopers - Yooper Talk