All you big city women listen to me
I got some super yooper love like you ainÂ’t never seen
I like em short, like em tall, like em huge like em small
Skinny, homely, i love em all
Come on
Are you ready for some yooper action
Come on
Gather round ‘cause i’m the main attraction

Sit on my lap, iÂ’ll let cha rub my stubble
Just one kiss an youÂ’ll be seeing double

Chorus:
IÂ’m a super, dooper, a super dooper yooper love machine
IÂ’m a super, dooper, a super dooper yooper love machine

I donÂ’t care how many hearts i break
I like to share, i give em all some cake
They fight over me ‘cause i’m so good lookin’
They come from miles around just to do my cookinÂ’

Come on
Are you ready for some hugginÂ’ and kissinÂ’
Come on
Gather round, you donÂ’t know what youÂ’re missinÂ’

Come over here, iÂ’ll let cha rub my gut
If you need a pillow, you can use my butt

1. Da Yoopers - Beer Gut
2. Da Yoopers - Beer, Beer, Beer
3. Da Yoopers - Bingo Fever
4. Da Yoopers - Chicquito War
5. Da Yoopers - Christmas Time At My House
6. Da Yoopers - Cowboy Dan
7. Da Yoopers - Cowpie Song
8. Da Yoopers - Crawling Home
9. Da Yoopers - Da Couch Dat Brups
10. Da Yoopers - Da Fish Fight Song
11. Da Yoopers - Da Second Week Of Deer Camp
12. Da Yoopers - Deer Hunting Son Of a Gun
13. Da Yoopers - Diarrhea
14. Da Yoopers - Don't Go Up There
15. Da Yoopers - Fishin' Wit Fred
16. Da Yoopers - Free Beer
17. Da Yoopers - Gimmie Another Beer
18. Da Yoopers - Grandpa Got Run Over By a Beer Truck
19. Da Yoopers - Happy Birthday Fungus Face
20. Da Yoopers - Heikki Lunta
21. Da Yoopers - I Want a Rinky Dinky Doodad
22. Da Yoopers - I-500 Snow Machine Race
23. Da Yoopers - Ice Shackers
24. Da Yoopers - Johnny Peckanen
25. Da Yoopers - Little Rat Ronette
26. Da Yoopers - Lonely Yooper
27. Da Yoopers - Meat Head
28. Da Yoopers - Mental Monkey
29. Da Yoopers - My Car Won't Go
30. Da Yoopers - Naked Elves in Cowboy Boots
31. Da Yoopers - Nightmare In My Bathroom
32. Da Yoopers - One Day After Christmas
33. Da Yoopers - Pick Of The Litter
34. Da Yoopers - Pizza In My Shorts
35. Da Yoopers - Rusty Chevrolet
36. Da Yoopers - Ruthie Roll Over
37. Da Yoopers - Smelting Usa
38. Da Yoopers - Super Dooper Yooper Love Machine
39. Da Yoopers - The Anniversary Song
40. Da Yoopers - The Fishing Trip
41. Da Yoopers - The Transplant Song
42. Da Yoopers - Three Months Late
43. Da Yoopers - Two Bagger
44. Da Yoopers - We're Still Rockin
45. Da Yoopers - Why do Girls Think I'm Scary
46. Da Yoopers - Yooper Talk