Well I heard a lovely rumor,
That Bette Midler had a tumor,
So gleefully I went to tell my friends.
But they said it was a lie,
That she wasn't going to die,
"And by the way, have we got news for you!"

And they told me that the man
That I had always billed as "Dad",
Hadn't met my "Mum" when I was born.
And they reckon that I am,
But I hope to God I'm not,
The bastard son of Dean Friedman,
The bastard son of Dean Friedman.

And my school-work fell behind
With this bombshell on my mind.
Me art teacher said he understood.
But he could only sympathise
With the sadness in my eyes,
Even though he'd shown my his Magerite!

And in the "Corridors of Fear"
I would shed a lovely tear,
As ridicule flew at me from both sides.
And they mocked me in my mocks,
And embroidered in my socks,
The bastard son of Dean Friedman,
The bastard son of Dean Friedman.

Supercalifragilistic, {? Barishnamakaclapback. ?}

And you can thank your lucky stars that you're not
The bastard son of Dean Friedman,
The bastard son of Dean Friedman.

Lyrics / Músicas / лирика

1. Oceanlab - Ashes
2. Oceanlab - Barely Hanging On
3. Oceanlab - Beautiful Together
4. Oceanlab - Breaking Ties
5. Oceanlab - Clear Blue Water
6. Oceanlab - Come Home
7. Oceanlab - I Am What I Am (tradução)
8. Oceanlab - I Wish I Cared
9. Oceanlab - I Won't Forget Her
10. Oceanlab - If I Could Fly
11. Oceanlab - Little Black Heart
12. Oceanlab - Lonely Girl
13. Oceanlab - Mary Ellen Makes the Moment Count
14. Oceanlab - Minor Earth, Major Sky
15. Oceanlab - Miracle
16. Oceanlab - Miracle (Tradução)
17. Oceanlab - On A Good Day
18. Oceanlab - On the Beach
19. Oceanlab - Satellite
20. Oceanlab - Sirens Of The Sea
21. Oceanlab - Sky Falls Down
22. Oceanlab - Summer Moved On
23. Oceanlab - The Bastard Son of Dean Friedman
24. Oceanlab - The Best Things in Life
25. Oceanlab - The Company Man
26. Oceanlab - The Sun Never Shone That Day
27. Oceanlab - Thought That It Was You
28. Oceanlab - To Let You Win
29. Oceanlab - Velvet
30. Oceanlab - You'll Never Get Over Me